If you're ordering shirts along with Guy's Nuts, keep in mind that shipments are handled separately—so while your shirt might take its time, our nuts will come first.
For years, women have been screaming, "My eyes are up here!" whenever a guy dares to glance south—but let’s talk about you for a second, lady. Yeah, you, acting all high and mighty while scanning the goods, mentally unwrapping the package, and sizing up the bulge like it’s a goddamn prize-winning ham at the county fair. You think we don’t feel those thirsty-ass eyes scanning our crotch like it’s the last sausage at a BBQ? You think we don’t know when you’re mentally unwrapping the package and deciding whether the meat matches the marketing?
You think men don’t notice? You think we don’t see the quick glances, the double takes, the lingering stares? News flash—our eyes are on our heads, not below the belt, and we’re tired of being treated like walking meat sticks. Well... You're wrong. Men have feelings too. Bigger than the trouser trout you get called out on for staring!
It’s time for men to stand up, call out the double standard, and make it clear—we’re more than just a prime cut with a pair of nuts.
Why Every Man Needs This Shirt: Claps back at the hypocrisy – If men get shamed for looking, so should women. Fair’s fair, right? Instantly shuts down crotch-watchers – Wear this and watch guilty eyes dart away faster than a Karen caught in a lie. Bold, hilarious, and impossible to ignore – The ultimate icebreaker, the funniest fuck-you, and a guaranteed conversation starter. Soft, comfy, and built for men who don’t give a damn – Just like Guy’s Nuts, this shirt is bold, unapologetic, and ready to start shit. Final Thought: Ladies, we get it—you love a good pair of nuts. But if you can’t keep your eyes up, at least be polite enough to buy a sack and enjoy ‘em the right way. Now quit staring and order something. I got bills to pay.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
