Ladies, we get it—some dudes just can’t help themselves. You’re just trying to exist, and suddenly, you’re the main attraction in a two-eyed peep show from some jackoff you wouldn't waste time peeing on even if he was on fire. Well, it’s time to hit back—real hard.
This isn’t just a T-shirt. It’s a warning label, a reality check, and a verbal backhand all rolled into one.
With one simple message—"Please, stop staring at my boobs and go eat a sack of Guy’s Nuts instead."—this shirt shuts them down before they even try. It’s bold, it’s ruthless, and it makes sure the only thing they’re left swallowing is their pride.
Want to stare? Fine. Read the damn shirt. Then go munch on something more deserving of your attention.
Why You Need This Shirt:
Cuts through the bullshit. No more fake smiles, awkward side steps, or pretending not to notice. This shirt says it all.
Instant ego check. Let them know their wandering eyes belong on a sack of Guy's Nuts, not on you.
Flips the script. Instead of making you uncomfortable, now they’re the ones squirming.
Comedic gold. Because if you have to deal with it, you might as well laugh at it.
Badass comfort. Soft enough to live in, savage enough to make a statement.
Premium Quality, Maximum Comfort:
Super-soft, breathable cotton blend that holds its shape and feels good all day.
Relaxed fit for comfort and confidence.
Pre-shrunk fabric. Because shrinkage is their problem, not yours.
Final Thought:
Some men just don’t take a hint. This shirt makes sure they do.
Wear it loud, wear it proud, and if they still don’t get the message—tell them to suck a sack of nuts and keep walking.
This just might be the softest and most comfortable women's t-shirt you'll ever own. Combine the relaxed fit and smooth fabric of this tee with jeans to create an effortless every-day outfit, or dress it up with a jacket and dress pants for a business casual look.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
If you're ordering shirts along with Guy's Nuts, keep in mind that shipments are handled separately—so while your shirt might take its time, our nuts will come arrive first.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
