Guy's Scary Nuts

Guy’s Scary Nuts

Do you have the nuts to handle these nuts in your mouth?

Nothing haunts a person more than a mouthful of Guy’s Nuts—unless, of course, your thoughts are somewhere else entirely (you filthy animal). But here at Guy’s Nuts, we break all gender barriers and won’t stop until we get our nuts into as many mouths as possible.

Except for these. Guy’s Scary Nuts are the one sack that not everyone can handle.

These aren’t your run-of-the-mill, weak-ass, store-bought nuts that go down easy. These pack serious heat. At first, you’ll feel that sweet cinnamon tease, just like all of Guy’s Nuts—smooth, warm, and inviting.

Then, just when you think you’re in control. Boom. These nuts explode in your mouth with a fiery Ghost Pepper blast that spreads deep, creeping up on you like that one-night stand you thought you got rid of.

We didn’t crank up the heat just to kick you in yours. We balanced the perfect blend of sweet and spice so that anyone who dares to put these nuts in their mouth can handle them, savor them, and beg for more.

Sure, there might be hotter nuts out there—but those are just a painful regret waiting to happen. We’re here for pleasure, not punishment.

So, the only question left is: Do you have what it takes to suck on a sack of Guy’s Scary Nuts?

These nuts come in assorted sizes, but no matter what size you grab, every batch is handcrafted in small quantities to ensure you get the hottest, freshest nuts possible.

WARNING: Overindulging in Guy’s Scary Nuts may result in:

• Excessive sweating
• Sudden moans, gasps, and whimpers
• An uncontrollable urge to blow on them to cool things down
• Intense cravings for another round of hot nuts

Not everyone has the balls for these nuts. But if you do, open wide and take it like a champ.

Allergen Information: Contains Peanuts and Tree Nuts.