Guy's Crusty Nuts

Guy’s Crusty Nuts

The original nuts—now bigger, bolder, and guaranteed to make your mouth beg for more.

Do you think you’ve had good nuts? Think again.

Built on the legendary foundation of Guy’s Original Nuts, this sack takes things deeper, harder, and nuttier with a fine grind of pecans that coats every inch of these beauties, intensifying the rich, roasted flavor and taking your taste buds on a ride they won’t forget.

First, the sweet cinnamon warmth pulls you in—smooth, seductive, and just the right amount of teasing.
Then, the deep, buttery flavor of pecans and roasted nuts spreads across your tongue, hitting every spot just right.
Finally, the crunchy, flavor-packed coating seals the deal, leaving your mouth full and completely satisfied.

These nuts come in assorted sizes, but let’s be real—it’s not about the size, it’s about how much you can handle. And since we handcraft every single batch in small quantities, you know you’re getting the freshest, most satisfying sack of nuts around.

WARNING: Overindulging in Guy’s Crusty Nuts may result in:

• Moaning in public places
• Eyes rolling back from pure pleasure
• A sudden, uncontrollable urge to double-fist an entire sack
• Jealous partners wondering why you’re making that face

You’ve never had nuts this good. Stop wasting your time with weak, flavorless snacks—grab a sack and go to town.

Allergen Information: Contains Peanuts and Tree Nuts.