Guy’s Nut, Hand & Body Lotion – Because Nobody Likes a Rough Grip!

Whether you’re working hard, playing hard, or pitching a tent and need to wax the pole, one thing’s for sure—nobody wants to be touched by hands that feel like a damn belt sander. Your skin deserves better, and so do the people (or things) you put those hands on.

Why You Need This Lotion:
99% Natural Ingredients – Because your hands, nuts, and everything in between deserve the best.
Deep Hydration, No Greasy Mess – Soaks in fast, so you’re always smooth, soft, and good to go.
Fresh, Clean Scent – Smells great without making you feel like you got lost in the perfume aisle.
Pump Dispenser – One good squirt gets the job done—but go for more if the mood strikes.
How to Use:
Pump it, rub it in, and let it work its magic. External use only—unless you’re into weird shit. Even then, maybe buy some actual lube.

Final Thought:
Nobody wants a handshake that feels like you’ve been palming bricks or bare-knuckle brawling with a cheese grater. Keep your skin soft, touchable, and ready for action—because you never know when someone else will be handling your nuts.

Warning: May cause excessive touching, unsolicited moaning, and an overwhelming urge to test just how smooth you really are. You’ve been warned.

• 9.8 fl. oz. (290 ml)
• 99% natural origin of total, 14% organic of total
• COSMOS NATURAL certified by ECOCERT
• Hydrating formula
• Refreshing zesty scent
• Fragrance from natural essential oils
• Vegan
• Comes with a pump dispenser
• Made in Latvia

How to use: Apply to clean skin (external use only). We recommend testing the product on a small area before using it for the first time. Should you develop any symptoms or allergic reactions, discontinue its use immediately and consult your healthcare professional.

Ingredients: Aqua/Water, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil *, Polyglyceryl-6 Stearate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glycerin**, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter*, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter*, Isoamyl Laurate, Sodium PCA, Parfum/Fragrance, Polyglyceryl-6 Behenate, Palmitic Acid, Stearic Acid, Benzyl Alcohol, Xanthan Gum, Cellulose, Sorbus Aucuparia (Rowan) Fruit Extract*, Hippophae Rhamnoides (Sea Buckthorn) Fruit Extract*, Rubus Chamaemorus (Cloudberry) Fruit Extract*, Sodium Benzoate, Lactic Acid, Potassium Sorbate, Ascorbyl Palmitate, Sodium Phytate, Tocopherol, Linalool***, Citral***, Limonene***, Citronellol***.
*Ingredients from Organic Farming
**Made using organic ingredients
***From natural essential oils
99% natural origin of total, 14% organic of total
COSMOS NATURAL certified by ECOCERT Greenlife according to COSMOS Standard available at https://COSMOS.ecocert.com

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!