Guy’s Fruity Nuts ~ Trail Mix

Fuel Your Hike, Feed Your Cravings, or Just Shut Your Mouth at the Festival

Whether you’re scaling a summit or sinking into a lawn chair pretending to like jam bands, your body needs something bold to chew on, and your soul needs a reason. Enter Guy’s Fruity Nuts, the no-BS trail mix that packs heat, heft, and flavor into every damn handful.

This ain’t squirrel food.
It’s a mouth-rocking, sack-filling medley of:

• Roasted cashews, pecans, and almonds—big nuts, not budget bits

• Juicy raisins and tart cranberries—sweet meets sass

• Dark chocolate chunks—because you deserve a little sin with your snack

And no, we didn’t cheap out with filler peanuts. These nuts cost more because they’re worth it—and so are you (probably). No mystery bits. No candy-colored nonsense.
Just real food for people who chew like they mean it.

Perfect for:

• Trailheads and tailgates

• Road trips and rest days

• Hikers, slackers, snackers, and smartasses

• That one guy at the music festival pretending trail mix is “a vibe”

You don’t have to climb Everest to eat like a legend.
You just need one sack of Guy’s Fruity Nuts, a moment to yourself, and the guts to savor it in public.

Grab a bag.
Suck on Guy’s Fruity Nuts.
Chew like a damn adult.