Guy’s Brittle Nuts – The Toughest Nuts You’ll Ever Love
Tasty as Hell. Sweet as Sin. Built to Take a Beating.
Ever had your nuts cracked? Dropped? Hell, even grazed? Then you know—there’s nothing more painfully fragile than a pair of nuts. But unlike yours, Guy’s Brittle Nuts can take the rough stuff.
These aren’t your grandma’s brittle—flimsy, shattered, crumbling and crumbling into tiny pieces before you even open the damn bag. No, sir. These beauties come in solid, 3-4 ounce rounds of caramelized perfection—chunky, nut-packed, and tasty enough to survive a bar fight. And because you bought ‘em, you get to break ‘em.
And since we’re not doing things half-cocked with Guy’s Nuts, you’re getting a full pound plus a little extra of these bad boys in every sack. No brittle dust, no puny snack packs—just pure, nut-loaded indulgence.
Pick Your Poison:
Old Fashioned Peanut Brittle – Roasted peanuts locked in a buttery, toffee-like shell so rich, it should come with a trust fund. One bite and you’ll be hooked harder than a linebacker in the wrong place at the wrong time. And thanks to our unique portioning process, this brittle won’t wreck your teeth like some back-alley dental procedure.
Cashew Brittle – Smooth, buttery, and just tasty enough to make you forget you're eating candy that could probably double as a weapon. We wouldn’t be surprised if cons start smuggling this into prison—one second you’re snacking, the next you’re shanking a mofo and eating the evidence. Cashews bring the silk, the crunch, and the “holy shit, I need another one.”
Buttered Pecan Brittle – Like a Southern grandma’s best-kept secret, only with less guilt and more attitude. Toasty pecans, rich butter, and a caramel crunch so tasty you’ll slap yourself just to make sure it’s real. It’s like pecan pie without the bullshit crust.
Pecan & Bacon Brittle – Because some nuts just beg for bacon. Smoky, salty, sweet, and so sinfully tasty, you might need to go to confession afterward. Or, screw it—just eat another one.
So, make a choice—grab a sack, or grab all four sacks of Guy’s Brittle Nuts and brace yourself, because these bad boys hit tasty.
WARNING: Excessive enjoyment may lead to:
- Loud moaning
- Sticky fingers
- Unreasonable levels of possessiveness over your nuts
You’ve been warned.
Allergen Information: Contains Peanuts and Tree Nuts.
