Guy's Cissy Nuts™

The Safe Space Snack™

What are Guy’s Cissy Nuts?

We took Guy’s Original Nuts and yanked the heat—because let’s face it, not everyone’s built for the burn.
Sugar, cinnamon, and a splash of vanilla come together for a sweet, simple nut nearly anyone can enjoy… unless you’ve got allergies.
In that case, keep your EpiPen holstered and step away from my nuts.

Otherwise, please continue...

You scared of flavor?

Does “mild” feel a little too wild?

Don’t worry, cupcake.
Guy’s Cissy Nuts™ are here to cradle your tastebuds like a DEI workshop on Zoom—no eye contact and a panic button on standby.

These cinnamon-sugar comfort nuts are hand-hugged in small batches for folks who think ghost pepper is a hate crime and spicy food perpetuates toxic masculinity.
No heat. No burn. No judgment. Just soft, sweet, safe nuts—like a gluten-free hug in a biodegradable bag. Kinda like your HR manager during Pride Month.
Rockin’ rainbow lanyards, pronoun pins, and that “we see you” email energy—right before snitching on Todd from accounting for bringing jalapeño dip to the potluck.

This isn’t just a snack.
It’s a fully sanitized, pre-approved mouthful of cis-tainable cinnamon sweetness—built for those who start sentences with “as a cis woman…” and end them in tears after reading a ConCheetos Corn Flippie label.

Guy’s Cissy Nuts™ are for...

• When a firm grip on bold flavor feels like a microaggression
• Folks who spell “nut” with an asterisk
• Anyone who needs a trigger warning before swallowing

They won’t scorch your tastebuds, but they’ll remind you why your safe space needs a stronger WIFI password.

You’re not a fire-breather.
You’re a cinnamon whisperer.
And that’s okay. We respect that. Sorta. 

Because now, you can still proudly say...
You ate Guy's Nuts and lived to tell about it.