1. Start by grabbing Guy’s Nutsack – don’t be shy, it’s right there waiting for you.
2. Hold the Nutsack gently yet firmly at the base with one hand. With the other, unzip it by giving the top a satisfying tug.
3. Slip your fingers inside the Nutsack and carefully pull out a handful of those sweet, salty, spicy nuts.
4. Pop a nut (or two) into your mouth and give them a tender licking with your tongue. Let the flavors tease your taste buds.
5. Roll the nuts around with your tongue until their delicious coating spreads through every corner of your mouth.
6.Savor the initial wave of flavor, then chew those nuts thoroughly. Let their texture and taste drive you wild.
7.Now, swallow. Don’t hesitate—just let it all slide down smoothly.
8. Brace yourself for the spicy afterburn. When it hits the back of your throat, don’t gag or panic. These nuts like to fight back, but trust the process. The heat will grow on you.
9. Repeat until the Nutsack is empty. No judgment—enjoy every last nut!
10. Head to GuysCrustyNuts Shop page and stock up on more. Remember, Guy’s got bills to pay, and you’ve got cravings to satisfy!